I don’t currently have a full time job, but I still live a life of flamboyant excess, mostly because I have a certain mystique and reputation of don’t-give-a-fuckery that I…
I’m fucked up on baaad vocabulary drugs at the moment, and seem to be suffering from a nasty bout of literary revenge. And if you currently speak any portion of…
“Let's have some new cliches.” - Samuel Goldwyn Couldn’t agree more, Sammy boy. So tell me, dear reader, are you, like me, all hot and bothered by predictable phrases clogging…
Humor is annoyingly subjective, which makes it so incredibly hard to define. What makes one person defecate themselves from laughing at one comedian’s act, might make another person seriously consider…
My sister’s cat has this horrible habit of chewing on things, like shoelaces, pillows, and kneecaps. While true, this statement wouldn’t have been as funny if I had mentioned kneecaps…